I honestly love you

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I think it is funny that in public we look like a regular couple, and compared to others we seem so normal. If only people knew what we are like in public! We are the definition of dysfunctional. Our fights are violent, physical and loud, screaming matches, we swear like British sailors. If people knew the real us they would wonder why we are even together.

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Babe, you have gotten really fat! Seriously hunny it seems like you gained 40 lbs in a month. You keep eating fatty foods and snacks and drinking, it isn't helping your love handles. And not being able to fit into your jeans should kinda be a wake up call for you. Go back to the gym.

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I think I am addicted to porn, I am so sorry you feel hurt. I am ashamed that I don't have more self control as a woman, I mean you don't look at the stuff. Please try not to be disgusted with me.

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You being a cart boy at the grocery store kind of embarrasses me. Can you please try for something better? And for godsakes get your damn degree already, you have been in college 5 years.

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I am pregnant, I am scared you aren't ready. I am also scared we will regret everything in life from this point on. I wanted a baby but after you mature some. I am praying for a girl so a little boy doesn't grow up to be like you and every male in your family.

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You need to get your vagina fixed, I love saying that to you, because you are such a manly man, but youact like such a woman when it comes to sex. I am full, not in the mood, oh the mood is gone, I am tired. BLAH BLAH BLAH. You are a guy so why does it take so much to get you in the sack?